Curse

Vicious Jazz · Dec 08, 2007, 12:12 PM // 12:12

One Point Game [1]

Dangerous Game [1]

Kurzick Ownage[KO] [1]

I'm new here. Nice to meet you all...

Syntonic · Dec 09, 2007, 04:50 AM // 04:50

Well if you are new, that's fine. Welcome to the AB section but eh, you are supposed to block out the names, not the bar. Though, I'm not sure really why you really should block out either except for some courtesy for blocking out names.

Teh [prefession]-zorz · Dec 09, 2007, 05:50 AM // 05:50

Eleball Vs. first IV spike... ROFL that was great.

Tranquil Tanasen · Dec 10, 2007, 06:46 AM // 06:46

I am usually a Kurzick but to play with my friends i go to the Luxon side once in a while.
We were playing our balanced build and everything was going fine in this one AB match except for that one mesmer who actually knew what he was doing. (I swear there is always one person you encounter over and over again in every match and this was him)
Anyway...we could never kill him because he kept retreating and we just ignored him but he kept annoying me since i was the monk on the team. So we finally coordinated a spike on his mesmer butt and wiped him out. Then we proceeded to do a 4-person corpse dance on him. This was followed by lots of cursing in All Chat by the mesmer and then trying to make himself feel better by making fun of us. Yes this was mean but he was annoying me so much.

Another funny thing is when one of my alliance mates asked this guy to ping his bar and the guy says: "When you reach rank 10 come speak to me again. Then i'll ping you my bar." Not as funny but it is to me.

Kappo · Dec 12, 2007, 10:20 PM // 22:20

Lol, me and my friends were messing around with recall for the hell of it a few days ago. Basically we'd put recall on the person below us in the list and it went like this: I put recall on my friend and she put recall on me just because we had recently ressed and were together, then another friend put recall on me and we ran in seperate directions. We were playing for the Kurzick side (just to make things clearer). The first friend I mentioned ran towards the warrior shrine, I ran towards the ele shrine, and my other friend ran towards the necro shrine. When I was nearly at the ele shrine I got ported to my first friend and we were both surprised but I burst out laughing because we were by ourselves and a luxon assassin was just running upto me before, then a couple of seconds after, my other friend was ported to us and looked a bit surprised. It may not sound funny but we were literally crying with laughter and just stood there for a good minute or so, laughing. Well anyway, if you ever go into AB just to have fun, take recall <3.

Abomination · Dec 13, 2007, 06:29 AM // 06:29

One of my funniest times was when one kurz pointed out that someone from.
[TEAM] was on the luxon side (same team as me). And I say two people instantly resign I was like wdf because this was the first time ever seeing the guild. Well it turned out that we captured all the shrines and kept them for 60secs. And that was it.

the ruloes · Dec 15, 2007, 05:43 PM // 17:43

I was playing as a luxon monk, on which map I can't remember.

A warrior comes up to me, starts to try and hit me. A luxon ranger decides to shoot him, so he uses dolyak signet.

He kept on following me though... It was very easy to kite.

wuzzman · Dec 15, 2007, 06:15 PM // 18:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syntonic

Well if you are new, that's fine. Welcome to the AB section but eh, you are supposed to block out the names, not the bar. Though, I'm not sure really why you really should block out either except for some courtesy for blocking out names.

i'm sure he thinks his bar is the best kept secret in guildwars.

namhvo · Dec 19, 2007, 03:02 PM // 15:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by wuzzman

i'm sure he thinks his bar is the best kept secret in guildwars.

I would sell my worthless soul for that bar

Orange Milk · Dec 19, 2007, 05:46 PM // 17:46

I would sell it for a Klondike bar.

Have fun in AB, run 4 "Build on the Box" Warriors, we didnt win any matchs, but atleast we fought on both side to even things out.

"Cripple them then rain down fire as they limp away"

Hamstring/Firestorm "A Deadly Combination"

R A N D O M · Dec 21, 2007, 06:29 PM // 18:29

me and a guildy AB together a lot, and whenever somebody shouts out a random insult in all chat, he says back protip:this is a game. *silence follows*

Edge Martinez · Dec 22, 2007, 07:18 AM // 07:18

One time someone said something like 'go yankees' or something to do with a yankee. Like 3 other people typed in yankees suck, and 1 by 1 they just left the game. They were on the same side.

horseradish · Dec 24, 2007, 12:28 AM // 00:28

I play a trap ranger in AB.

So i set up all my traps over and over again in the very small walkway toward the Mesmer Shrine in Grenz Frontier, predicting the inevitable Kurzicks that were coming my way.

All of a sudden, this other trap ranger runs, from the opposite direction, through a good amount of my traps and dies in a fantastical display of fire, smoke, blood, spikes, and vipers. XP

I reset my traps, laughing my ass off.

Dai Ichiban · Dec 27, 2007, 07:59 PM // 19:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by iridescentfyre

Few days ago, I had just gotten into an AB and was standing in the teleporter waiting for the countdown to end. A fellow Kurzick said, into Local chat,

"RESIGN SPIKE IN 3, 2, 1!

Whole team resigned. All 11 of them except me, until I realized I was the last one and resigned 20 seconds later. I guess I was the only one who missed that memo. There were no leavers, no obvious leechers. The match hadn't even started yet, it was hilarious.

that happened to me too. Except I still tried to fight. 12 vs 1 was not a pretty sight but still I got a few points for my effort.

Made In Ascalon · Dec 27, 2007, 09:55 PM // 21:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by horseradish

I play a trap ranger in AB.

So i set up all my traps over and over again in the very small walkway toward the Mesmer Shrine in Grenz Frontier, predicting the inevitable Kurzicks that were coming my way.

All of a sudden, this other trap ranger runs, from the opposite direction, through a good amount of my traps and dies in a fantastical display of fire, smoke, blood, spikes, and vipers. XP

I reset my traps, laughing my ass off.

I have a great memory of trapping in the same area, but to the left of the res shrine. An ENTIRE GROUP thought I was an easy kill and ran towards me, hit my traps and went chaotic, and in an attempt to get out of traps they ran straight into where the rest of my traps were set. I killed them all, including their healer monk. I laughed SO hard.

Splitisoda · Dec 28, 2007, 03:00 PM // 15:00

Lots of Times i feel like fooling around in AB, so once i just brought my warrior with lots of blocking stances and healing hands and healing breeze. Then like 3 assassins and a warrior come out of nowhere and start bashing at me. None of them were doing almost any damage except for the AoD sin, who i was apparently out healing

. So then like 2 eles come by and spike me. The end

Bobby2 · Dec 28, 2007, 05:46 PM // 17:46

Me = Luxon Sin, fight = @ Luxon base.

I encounter some poor bastard MM on his own in the no-mans-land between the bridge and a Ranger shrine. Having no ranged attack minions, he is powerless as I Siphon Speed circles around him... until his minions perish b/o time-out degen.

I subsequently spike the blighter, and he spends the remainder of the battle cursing my lineage. Made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Alex the Great · Jan 04, 2008, 09:57 PM // 21:57

my luxons beat the kurzics 500-3. I was finished loading with 40 sec to spare, and we were winning 10-0, apparently there was a 3 saccer+1 rezmer team on the kurz!!!

RiKio · Jan 25, 2008, 05:32 PM // 17:32

One day, in Kaanai Cannon, I was caping the luxon base. When the kurzicks capped Luxon fortress, I spammed on the chat: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

Kemal X · Feb 17, 2008, 12:05 AM // 00:05

Well, I guess my 2 funniest moments in AB were when our team locked kurzick mob (around 9 players) inside our fortress in Kaanai. They didn't know how to get out and we kept explosives out of their allies. 'twas real fun to see kurzicks cursing us at all chat... Another moment was when I was playing with my mesmer and used some random build I had created. 1 sin and 1 war were attacking me, and they couldn't kill me for some reason. I killed sin twice and took war halfway till mob came on me.